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» shalottlives asked:

You have three wishes and you cant wish for more wishes, go:

consulting-lokean:

shalottlives:

consulting-lokean:

To be self sufficient, without needing to work. To have sold a script and be the director of a big adaptation of said script, preferably with attractive British actors as leads. I dunno about the third one. Maybe get laid? More vodka? I dunno.

wish for more vodka, that can never go wrong!!

Not that Stolichnaya stuff, though, that had me stumbling a bit after 2 vodka tonics.

I would be afraid to try vodka, I had like half a glass of wine the other day and was a little more than tipsy lol

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

April 16th 2014
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castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

April 16th 2014
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» shalottlives asked:

You have three wishes and you cant wish for more wishes, go:

consulting-lokean:

To be self sufficient, without needing to work. To have sold a script and be the director of a big adaptation of said script, preferably with attractive British actors as leads. I dunno about the third one. Maybe get laid? More vodka? I dunno.

wish for more vodka, that can never go wrong!!

April 16th 2014
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